Sealed with a
chicken poop kiss? Just when we thought we'd heard it all: Simone
Chickenbone Natural Put-Ons, a company based out of Kansas, makes an all-natural lip moisturizer that's literally called
Free Range Chicken Poop. And, believe me, everyone around here has a 3rd-grade punchline on this. ("On a runny day, is it a gloss?") The pucker poop—which the company, hysterically, swears "contains no poop"
—dispenses in little tubes out of the backside of a cardboard chicken. Oh, it gets wackier:
Chickenbone also sells
Kill It Dead, a deodorant you spray as "a natural
de-
funkifier so people think you take baths." So not sure whether to laugh or cringe, but we must say, gals in the office are practically lining up for it—the formula smells like lavender essential oil and keeps lips soft and supple. Dab on some dung, skip that shower and hit the town.
Sealed with a chicken poop kiss? Just when we thought we'd heard it all: Simone Chickenbone Natural Put-Ons, a company based out of Kansas, makes an all-natural lip moisturizer that's literally called Free Range Chicken Poop. And, believe me, everyone around here has a 3rd-grade punchline on this. ("On a runny day, is it a gloss?") The pucker poop—which the company, hysterically, swears "contains no poop" —dispenses in little tubes out of the backside of a cardboard chicken. Oh, it gets wackier: Chickenbone also sells Kill It Dead, a deodorant you spray as "a natural de-funkifier so people think you take baths." So not sure whether to laugh or cringe, but we must say, gals in the office are practically lining up for it—the formula smells like lavender essential oil and keeps lips soft and supple. Dab on some dung, skip that shower and hit the town.
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