Watch Out, Wordsworth

Think you're too tress-obsessed? Think again. Until you're sitting at home at night scribbling hair poetry, like this clever effigy from DailyCandy, you're aok. But a rhyming poem with words like hirsutism and anachronism—this is just impressive.

The aestheticians, deflated by med spa conditions
Took their license and insurance, 10 years of practice and endurance
And set out on their own adventure, a mobile hair-removal venture.
With a portable, pulse-light laser, you’ll get it cheap (it beats the razor).
Not just for those with hirsutism (here wax is an anachronism)
But for gals and guys with unwanted hair, in those crevices and cracks they bear.
The laser comes right to your door, clean sheets and numbing cream galore.
They set up shop to zap your pelt: back, underarm, below the belt.
7 treatments in a few months’ time, you’ll see smooth silky skin sublime
And beat that atavistic mutation, just in time for your vacation.

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